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* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die.
*Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*How is it it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire ?
*Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster ?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle ?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ?
*The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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William M Klepper
10:51 PM on October 29, 2009
I've been an avid student of life. I go to class everyday. But, I'm thinking of playing hooky on graduation day.
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Velasquez31Patsy
06:46 AM on February 26, 2010
I think that to get the home loans from banks you must have a good motivation. Nevertheless, one time I've got a short term loan, just because I was willing to buy a house.
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Bill Klepper
12:39 AM on January 06, 2012
Wrong, the slowest way you can die is on life support in a hospital bed. You don't even have to be there to appreciate that. You can be brain dead, but by law, unless there is a living will, the hospital HAS TO keep you alive. What kind of healthy is that. I'm going to update my living will.
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