|Posted by anonymous on July 18, 2009 at 11:06 AM|
* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die.
*Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?
*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
*How is it it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire ?
*Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster ?
*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle ?
*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ?
*The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.