L & J Trike Engineering Corp.

* Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die.

*Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to?

*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

*How is it it takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire ?

*Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster ?

*Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle ?

*Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup ?

*The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.